Friday, September 3, 2010

What is Sex (Funny)

If you don't like oral sex than keep your mouth shut!

Programming is like sex: One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.

Sex is like pizza. When its good, its VERY GOOD. When its bad, its Still pretty good..

Sorry, the fuck machine is out of order, so fuck yourself and save a quarter

Fuck is good. Fuck is funny. Lots of people. Fuck for money. If you think that. Fuck is funny. Fuck yourself and save your money!

Sex is a three-letter word which needs some old-fashioned four letter words to convey its full meaning.

The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are usually the same ones she can't stand years later.

There may be some things better than sex, and some things worse than sex. But there is nothing exactly like it.

There are two things MEN like Women to do in hurry..... Dress and Undress.

Why do women wear panty . . . . Because State law says all the man-holes must be covered when not in use,

Why does the pleasure of Sex diminish after marriage? A: Because the realisation hits u that u are in bed with a relative.

What's the diff between hook in cricket and hook of bra. One sends ball out of boundary and other keeps balls within the boundary.